Enigmatic pellets bought in pet food stores to feed to pet rats. Why, then, I ask, is it not called rat chow? Is it made out of monkeys? Is it made for monkeys but nutritionally similar enough to be good for rats too? My hypothesis is that it is made by monkeys, in sweatshop factories deep in the jungle.

Also could hypothetically be fed fittingly to members of other species who happened to bear the inaccurate name of "Monkey," I suppose.

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