s bought in pet food store
s to feed to pet rat
s. Why, then, I ask, is it not called rat chow
? Is it made out of monkey
s? Is it made for monkeys but nutritionally similar enough to be good for rats too? My hypothesis is that it is made by
monkeys, in sweatshop
factories deep in the jungle
Also could hypothetically be fed fittingly to members of other species who happened to bear the inaccurate name of "Monkey," I suppose.