A henway is about 4-5 pounds. You know, like how much a hen weighs.

More accurately, a henway is essentially a tamer "ligma" or "updog" joke. You get someone to ask you what a "henway" is and then use the above line, hopefully taking them off guard.

I laughed at this joke for about 20 minutes straight today, despite it being frankly rather bad.

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