Your run of the mill hose found in a yard or garden. Typically hooked up to some sort of sprinkler. The most common color seems to be green so as to match the grass and not look too tacky. Of course that also makes it easier to absent mindedly destroy with your lawn mower. Such is the price of vanity.

Perhaps more significantly, the garden hose is the equivalent to a nuclear bomb when it comes to squirt gun fights.

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