A
movie starring
Jack Nicholson. Here's some
dialogue from the
diner scene:
Jack Nicholson:I'd like a plain
omelette. No potatoes on the plate. A cup of
coffee, and a
side order of
wheat toast.
Waitress:I'm
sorry, we don't have any side orders here.
Jac Nicholson:No side orders? You've got
bread... and a
toaster of some kind?
Waitress:I don't make the rules.
Nicholson:Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, a
chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no
mayonnaise, no
butter, no
lettuce, and a
cup of coffee.
Waitress:A Number Two, chicken salad sandwich, no butter, no mayo, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Nicholson:Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the
chicken, bring me the toast, give me a
check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any
rules.
Waitress:You want me to
hold the chicken, huh?
Nicholson:I want you to hold it between your
knees.