that'd be
mcdonald's.
'well, gee, i could cook myself
a nice steak or some
penne pasta with chicken or some
artichokes or.. (
drool, slobber) ..damn! now i'm all
hungry. and by the time i
cook all that it'll be, like, even later than it is now. (
rumble, rumble) oh, the humanity! ought i to ignore my hunger in pursuit of the
fine and scrumptious meal i could prepare, also saving myself money and ensuring that i am not
malnourished, having gotten my daily quota of
vitamins and minerals? or should i go to mcdonald's? it is, after all, 29¢
hamburger day.. and i don't want to miss '
friends' because i'm
in the kitchen cooking.. and my life is hard,
i need a break.. yeah. yeah. mcdonald's sounds good. i'll cook tomorrow night.'
note that i'm saying nothing bad about
people who eat at mcdonald's. my personal favorite is
taco bell, but
corndog, chilidog. no, the blame lies with the people who make it so damned appealing to be
lazy in the first place.