A yummy alcoholic beverage that tastes a little like an orange creamsicle or an orange push pop.

To make one, all you have to do is:

1: Purchase a 20 oz. bottle of Orange Blast Jolt
2: Drink down to the top of the label
3: Shake the bottle until it is reasonably flat.
4: No you idiot! Put the cap on first!
5: Fill the rest of the bottle with Vanilla Schnapps (Dr. McGillicuddy makes a good Schnapps, sometimes referred to as "vanillacuddy.")
6: Make it be cold. Using a refrigerator is a good way to do this.
7: Enjoy responsibly.

Note: If the soda isn't flat, your drink will not be nearly as tasty.

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