A dryer-drive is the term used to refer to a faster-than-light propulsion drive powered by the nearly infinite improbability that a clothes dryer has the ability to create transdimensional folds within itself which it uses to steal random socks from its contained cargo load and nearly instantaneously transports them to the empire of an alien race with perpetually cold appendages and a shortage of soft warm material from which to fashion their own socks.

I use the phrase nearly infinite improbability because almost anything is possible, this just seems very, very, very unlikely.

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