A dryer-drive is the term used to refer to a faster-than-light propulsion
drive powered by the nearly infinite improbability
that a clothes dryer has the ability to create transdimensional folds
within itself which it uses to steal random socks from its contained cargo load
and nearly instantaneously
transports them to the empire of an alien race
with perpetually cold appendages
and a shortage of soft warm
material from which to fashion their own socks.
I use the phrase nearly infinite improbability because almost anything is possible, this just seems very, very, very unlikely.
See Also: How to transmit information faster than light speed for more information