(to the tune of the Mighty Mouse theme)
"Mr. Butcher never hangs around
When he spies this mighty cow!
'Here I come to SAVE THE DAY!'
That means that Cow Of Doom is on his way!
Yessir, when there is right to wrong,
the Cow Of Doom will sing this song!
On E2 or in real life,
he'll kill the butcher with his own knife!"