My friends and I refer to these as hooker
boots because when you wear them you look like a skank ho
...in a good way. These things give you power, my friend. When wearing them, you have more confidence than you ever had dreamed of, and for some reason, every guy in the club
wants to buy you a drink when the boots are paired with a black miniskirt
, and the Penthouse model
wants to take you and your Catholic school girl clad roommate
to her orgy
(if i were a lesbian
, life would be great).
Never underestimate the power of knee-high black boots.