A style of dance found among the rhythmless, the elderly, and as the name says, white males. Often lampooned by comedians, and frequently seen in films like Revenge of the Nerds, you will find this dance being done by someone's father, grandfather, or uncle at almost any wedding, Bar Mitzvah, Sweet Sixteen, or -- if you are Irish -- wake.

The best part about it is, you don't even have to worry about keeping time, because it looks just as good no matter what!

Here's how you do it:

  1. Stick your butt out to the right
  2. Put your elbows against your sides, but stick your arms both out to the left
  3. Switch the directions that your arms and butt are pointing. Repeat

    And now, for the piece de resistance:

  4. place your top front teeth on the outside of your bottom lip, all while repeating the steps above.

There are many variations to this dance, but the aforemtioned is the traditional styles. You may choose to add kicks, punches, or other hip dance moves to accent yourself while you get down. Even a little air guitar is acceptable.

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