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• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He speaks so well!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• More than he was willing to give
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• some say he was never here at all
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• every secret thing was made by some one
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• All he left her was alone
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He and she are one
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He was found
• He Was Only Joking
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• and now forever frozen in time he
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Was There a Time
• Time/Bank
• he was a punk poet himself
• I was doing so well.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Time is a river without banks
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• And yet he continues to sit there
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• What's he building in there?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• That's Just How He Was
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• I remember, there was one
• One hour there was sunlight
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• making certain he was touching her
• There was no one waiting for me...
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was a time before
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Bank One
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• So, he's leaving
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• At least he was gentle
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He Was a Crook
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he may lasso a unicorn
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.

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