Like Penguin mints on crack.

They come in tins that look exactly like shoe polish cans and contain three different herbal stimulants: ginseng, guarana and ginkgo. The ginseng is reputed to increase endurance, guarana has effects similar to caffeine and ginkgo stimulates the brain.

Warp mints are available from Think Geek

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