I was out on a date last night, and through the course of the evening, we ran into one of my date's friends. This is a cute, kooky girl, and she insisted on telling us all about how she went to Old Navy to get a bathing suit. "Well," she said, "I have a problem with losing bathing suits, so I got two tops, and two bottoms." My date, being the witty guy that he is, replied, "Yes, I went to a gay club and got myself two 'tops' and 'bottoms' as well." This confused his friend, so he had to explain the terminology of "top and bottom" regarding gay men. To which his friend replied-- "Oh! So you mean they're STACKABLE???"