If you can't raise a few eyebrows with strategic pauses after "Puck" and "punt", you're just not reciting it correctly.

There was a young lady named Puck
Who had the most terrible luck
  She stood up in a punt
  And got bit on the front
By a goose and a swan and a duck.

Robert Anton Wilson, Reality Is What You Can Get Away With

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