This is my mouse.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My mouse is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my mouse is useless.
Without my mouse, I am useless.
I must fire my rocket launcher true.
I must snipe straighter than my enemy who is trying to snipe me.
I must frag him before he frags me.
I Will.
Before John Carmack I swear this creed.
My mouse and myself are defenders of my arena.
We are the master of our enemy.
We are the saviours of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.

So it is written.

With inspiration from knarphie...

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