Mr Garrison must rank as one of South Park
's greatest characters. It's never made clear whether he's gay
(something he denies, but COME ON! Look at the guy!), a paedophile
or simply a camp-as-fuck heterosexual
"Mr Garrison! What are you doing down here in the sewers?"
"Nothing children. Tell me, do you know how to file a police report?"
"That's good, goodbye..."