A mythical creature contrived by
Beavis and Butthead who as, with many "
primitive"
peoples fashion a theory involving supernatural beings to explain the
forces of nature, in this case,
morning wood.
In the
fictional metaverse of this particular episode, however, the
morning wood fairy is real. The two, after a lengthy
philosophic discussion of the wood fairy and the origins of early-morning
erections, decide to
stay up all night and wait for her. They
fail. As they snore, sprawled on the couch in a position that may have certain
Freudian implications. The morning wood fairy flies in, pulls out the
elastic band on their shorts, in turn, and waves her
magic wand over their
johnsons, leaving them both with a
supernatural woody.