Milkman Dan moonlight
s as McMoo the anti-drug cow
, an icon
for all young children to aspire
to. McMoo don
s a cow costume
s, black splotch
es, and teat
s. Usually the teats have reservoir
s filled with decidedly
Milkman Dan: You know, Karen, part of my job as "McMoo the anti-drug cow" is to make sure kids eat right and drink lots of milk. How'd you like a refill on that refreshing glass of cold milk?
Karen: Okay... I guess so.
(dark liquid squirting from Milkman Dan's teats)
Karen: OWW!! That's hot coffee!
Milkman Dan: Coffee? Hmmh... I could swear I filled those reservoirs up with urine earlier.