Today I was talking to my
younger brother, and he told me that he could microwave a cockroach for
40 seconds without
harming it. Pretty
impressive. I mean, the cockroach
surving is impressive. My brother having that much
free time is not impressive. I told him to learn
Linux if he has the time.
Of course, I'd never do a thing like this. I'm too
nice of a person to
microwave a
cockroach. (Or, perhaps, I'm too
afraid of them to catch a live one.)
If there were a
nuclear war an only the cockroaches survived, would they grow to be our size and have
opposable thumbs after a number of millenia??