Staple of early-
teen masturbatory action. In the absence of proper
porno mags (due mainly to still doing a
paper round for the
newsagent you intended to buy a copy of '
Barely Legal' from), the
underwear section of the
mail-order catalogue proved a more than apt replacement.
Over the years, one became almost friends with the strict rotation of four or five
models that Kays used for their entire range, to the extent that many a
playground argument was conducted over the merits of 'the
blonde one with the
outey belly-button' compared to, say, 'that
Spanish-looking one whose
pubes you can always see through the
lace'.
Kays tradition dictated three things, however:
1.
Sexy underwear was at the start of the section, but gave way over the pages to immense Triumph
bras boasting 'sizes up to
50FF'.
2. The Spring/Summer catalogue would not force the reader to flip through page after page of
thermal nightwear. In addition, it also contained the bonus of the
swimwear section (high-leg
bikinis being the best of the best).
3. Anyone caught
cracking one off over the childrens'
underwear section got a good
kicking.