user since
Wed Apr 4 2001 at 13:15:47 (16.7 years ago )
last seen
Tue Mar 8 2016 at 07:04:15 (1.8 years ago )
number of write-ups
123 - View FastEddie's writeups (feed)
level / experience
5 (Crafter) / 1823
mission drive within everything
To get more money than Matchbox 20 ; To get more ass than Mark McGrath. They say i'm cocky, and i say 'What?' It ain't braggin' motherfucker if you back it up.
specialties
Being English, noding with my heart more than my head, occasionally making beautiful music with my words, not earning my bullshit
school/company
Whichever school I am hanging around the gates of at home time
motto
You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time.; If That's Wrong, Then I Don't Wanna Be Right
most recent writeup
Pasta alla carbonara
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Bio
Twenty-five. Leo. Elitist and trailer-park trash by turns. By day, web designer and class clown in Yorkshire, UK. By night, Generation X point 5 slacker, teen idol, poster boy for Onanists Anonymous, friend to the stars and self-confessed chick-flick addict.

Credentials
Self-belief bordering on narcissism, self-deprecation as my only therapy against not being idolised, immense writing talent and most of all, a deep desire to be adored.

The Most Perfect Node Upon Which I Have Stumbled My Finest Hours
My E2 Posse
If You Like These, You'll Love Me

Classic Comedy My Heroes
  • Groucho Marx - 'There's one man too many in this room and I think it's you'
  • Bruce Springsteen - 'We gotta get out while we're young, 'cos tramps like us, baby we were born to run'
  • David Baddiel - 'A lot of new men say to me "I can't orgasm from looking at pornography" - I reply "try wanking at the same time. Always works for me"'
  • Dave Grohl - 'Remember not to take drugs while in the company of a minor.... or in front of narcotics officers'
  • Arthur Fonzarelli - 'Ehhhhhhh!'
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