Quite possibly
the world's most perfect food. When you order a JBC at
Wendy's, you get a two-
ounce hamburger patty, two strips of
bacon, a slice of
American cheese, a slice of
tomato, a leaf of
iceberg lettuce, and a
schmear of
mayonnaise, all stacked on a seedless bun, for the low cost of 99
cents (or $1.29 if you're in an
airport). At 380
calories a pop, two can easily comprise a
meal, and four can easily comprise a
heart attack.
I've actually seen razor-thin sorority sisters order JBC's without mayonnaise. Hopefully, their fattened buttocks will weigh them down enough to keep them out of the gene pool.