Sing a song of 503
These server errors mess with me
I'm trying to get some coding done
But broken hard disks spoil my fun

Hope I didn't melt that disk
Are wrong for loops a hardware risk?
In trying hard to fix the site
I may have made things get more shite

Sorry if I did the deed
Next time I'll be sure to read
My code to check for dangerous flaws
Before I hit submit I'll pause...

It was broken anyway
It's been this way for many a day
Just hope I didn't make it worse
So here's my 'sorry', said in verse

Clampe says new disks coming soon
And then I'll sing a happy tune
But till that joyous day comes by
These 503s will make me sigh.

A Call For Submissions

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A Call For Submissions

Context Science Fiction is seeking short (300-1200 word, longer is fine, too) reviews of science fiction, fantasy, and horror movies, books, comics, video games, board games etc. as well as short articles/essays (same length) on speculative fiction subjects. Reviews should have an overall positive tone.

Reviews and articles relating to Tanya Huff and Brian Keene are particularly desired.

There is no pay (yet), but along with your article they will run a short (10-30 word) bio including link(s) to the website(s) of your choice.

Articles will be posted at http://www.contextsf.org/blog/

Reprints (for instance, writeups from E2) are welcome. If your articles are already on the Web, you can submit URLs. Please indicate italics with _underscores_; please do not put titles in ALL CAPS.

Context reserves the right to edit for spelling, grammar, and factual accuracy.

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