After all, what you really want is all the taste without all the murder

Ever really wanted to know what human flesh tastes like, but bothered by things like a moral code or hindered by these things called "laws?" Scared off by the black market? Then Hufu is the answer to your dilemma.

Hufu (pronounced as who-fu) is an actual product ( that proports itself to capture the taste and texture of human flesh, but made out of non-human based soy, hence it allows even vegans and vegetarians to enjoy the bold and unique flavor of long pork.

According to its site, Hufu "was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles." It also suggests that it's a great way for "cannibals who want to quit" (better than the patch, I suppose).

Surprisingly, the site also says that human flesh tastes neither like chicken nor like pork... I suppose someone would have to do a side by side comparison to be sure.

While I'm personally all about the soy, this is just creepy and more than slightly gross

Log in or register to write something here or to contact authors.