After all, what you really want is all the taste without all the murder
Ever really wanted to know what human flesh tastes like, but bothered by things like a moral code or hindered by these things called "laws?" Scared off by the black market? Then Hufu is the answer to your dilemma.
Hufu (pronounced as who-fu) is an actual product (www.eathufu.com) that proports itself to capture the taste and texture of human flesh, but made out of non-human based soy, hence it allows even vegans and vegetarians to enjoy the bold and unique flavor of long pork.
According to its site, Hufu "was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles." It also suggests that it's a great way for "cannibals who want to quit" (better than the patch, I suppose).
Surprisingly, the site also says that human flesh tastes neither like chicken nor like pork... I suppose someone would have to do a side by side comparison to be sure.
While I'm personally all about the soy, this is just creepy and more than slightly gross