This song is a parody of the Carnegie Mellon University school song Dear Old Tech. This song is NOT sung by the Kiltie Band, and the lyrics are fairly obscure.

Here's My Check, Carnegie Tech
Here's my check, Carnegie Tech,
It's the last of all the cash I ever knew.
Here's my check, Carnegie Tech,
Every cent I'll ever earn belongs to you.
When I go a strollin' out to Schenley, (echo: Schenley)
Tech's the only place that takes my eye (oy, that hurts)
And when I'm far away from Pittsburgh
I'll be in debt to you, Tech, 'till I die.

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