A knock there was upon the door
There stood a munchkin
, accompanied by a penguin
"We have picked you to tell the story," the munchkin declared.
"Why me?" I sputtered.
"For the same reason we picked Lewis Carroll
," answered the munchkin.
"And L. Frank Baum
," added the penguin.
"But-- but they were writers of fairy tales
"Not so, not so. They were chroniclers of our worlds."
.... "Okay, I'll get my pen