Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - Weasello Rating: {----} (Hurrrl!) {{ Prequel | Sequel }}
Please note that this review is laden with spoilers.

I was completely unprepared for this movie. As a quote on IMDB says; "One of the Strangest Sequels in the History of the Cinema."

Body count: 1 suicide nearly starts off the film, but there are otherwise 5 male deaths and 2 female deaths. And not to ruin any surprises, but following were 7 male robot deaths and 2 female robot deaths. This is a grand total of 17 deaths - one of the highest death counts in the Halloween series. Mind you, none of those deaths was done by Michael Meyers. More on that later.

Scream Count: A mere 5! And all were in response to impending doom; none of those fake-screams.

Porn Count: Yes, this is a horror movie. No, there was no softcore porn. Yes, this movie sucks.

OK, I lie. There was a very brief, 4-second (max) clip of a nipple, and some nice man-ass. This is all.

Outline: This movie never mentions the first two movies of the series, nor does it draw any parallels, and this movie is never referred to in any future Halloween movies. The star of the Halloween series isn't even hinted at, and there is no classic white-mask. This is a big warning sign to stay away from this movie!

You see, what happened, was John Carpenter felt the series wouldn't last and decided to make a new horror movie every year, each Halloween. None of the movies would be related, they would just be original one-shot horror stories. Sounds like a good plan, never before done by a horror movie producer.

(Un?)fortunately, Halloween III absolutely bombed at the box office and Carpenter decided to terminate his big plan. Even today, Halloween III holds the title of 63rd worst movie of all time in the IMDB worst-movie database.

In any case, this movie is about an evil toy company that wants to kill all the children in the world on Halloween night. This is accomplished by the main villain by stealing one of the 500-ton Stonehenge rocks, smuggling it into America, and using it's mystical magical powers in the construction of Halloween masks. Then, using an epilepsy-inducing television commercial, he will activate the evil powers and kill everyone.

Our "heroes" invade the evil factory and end up putting an end to the operation, and in the process finds out that the workers at the toy factory are all robots(?!?!). In the end, the commercials aren't stopped - and we are all scared out of our boots! OH NO!! OH DEAR GOD, THE EV... *sigh*

My Opinion: Oh dear god don't waste your money. RUN! RUN NOW!

Interesting Notes:
  • Here's an interesting note for you: I actually wasted my time doing a writeup about this movie. Why did I even bother? We may never know.
  • When the villain is explaining his nefarious plan (I swear, this movie is a comic-book ripoff), he almost answers a question we're all asking. "We took this giant rock from Stonehenge! And boy, you won't BELIEVE how we got it here!" ... And no, he never explains how. Nor does he ever explain how he made an army of superstrong robots.
  • And, to end the movie, we learn that anyone can make a phone call and have TV commercials pulled off the air in real-time over multiple networks. Ah, America.
  • Here's another quote from IMDB: "The original writer of the story was Nigel Kneale but he sued the producers to take his name off the movie after seeing how violent it was." More like after he saw how stupid it was.
Lead roles: Directed by: Tommy Lee Wallace

Writing credits: Tommy Lee Wallace

Tagline: The night nobody came home
Sources: The oh-so-wonderful IMDB, my head, and the box.

The Halloween franchise set aside Mike Myers for its third film, a bizarre supernatural/SF mystery thriller that underwent numerous rewrites. I find it not as bad as its initial mainstream critical reception—but nowhere near as good as its eventual cult following claims.

It's Halloween in 1982 and it's most definitely the Season of the Witch.

A doctor (Tom Atkins) with personal issues and the daughter (Stacey Nelkin) of man who dies under mysterious circumstances unmask a fantastically bizarre plot to unleash real and lasting horror on Halloween night.

The story begins well, and it features a good, if unusual, central concept that taps into several popular fears which surround Halloween. Also, fears about children and television, but those feel quaint now. All of these things derive from Nigel Neale's original script. Alas, the studio and the director could not leave that alone. It's a horror movie. It needs more violence! Executives remained in awe of Star Wars. Add more science fiction! The plot went through so many revisions that Neale had his name removed.

The film grows increasingly ridiculous as the film progresses. The adversary (Dan O'Herlihy), quietly menacing at first, becomes a parody of a Bond villain. As a bonus he has a surveillance obsession-- except when it serves the plot for surveillance to be lax. Our doctor morphs into an action hero and the universe plays along. And with everything else we have to accept as a part of the premise, did Cochran also need to have an army of super-advanced robots that look like door-to-door religious solicitors, but who work on already out-of-date surplus computers? It's one of several items that aren't needed and don't really make sense.

Finally, the villain's plot itself runs into problems related to time zones. There is also the lingering question of just whom Challis calls at the end to get the specific results that he does.

The film features wildly uneven effects. Some of the death scenes remain effective. The visuals created for the finale, however, didn't look great in '82 and have since become entirely laughable.

The film dared to do something different with the franchise, and it features a number of original elements. This premise really could have worked.

Halloween (1978) changed the face of seasonal horror. A less-than-positive response to Halloween II led the filmmakers (as noted in the previous review) in a new direction. Keep the title, but make the series a sort of Inner Sanctum/Twilight Zone/Tales from the Crypt, featuring different, unrelated horrors.1

It might have happened had this film been the second one.

As it stands, III fared poorly at the box office, and all future Halloweens brought back Michael Myers. Halloween III did turn a profit and its status as an oddball cult film has increased over the years. The film's masks have turned up as Easter Eggs Halloween Goodies in some other films.2

Director: Tommy Lee Wallace
Writers: Tommy Lee Wallace, John Carpenter, Nigel Neale.
Animation director: Ralph Bakshi

Tom Atkins as Dr. Daniel Challis
Stacey Nelkin as Ellie Grimbridge
Dan O'Herlihy as Conal Cochran
Michael Currie as Rafferty
Al Berry as Harry Grimbridge
Maidie Norman as Nurse Agnes
Nancy Kyes as Linda Challis
Ralph Strait as Buddy Kupfer
Jadeen Barbor as Betty Kupfer
Brad Schacter as Little Buddy
Garn Stephens as Marge Guttman
Jonathan Terry as Starker
Wendy Wessberg as Teddy
Essex Smith as Walter Jones
Paddi Edwards as Secretary
John MacBride as Sheriff
Dick Warlock as Assassin
Jamie Lee Curtis as Santa Mira PA voiceover
Tommy Lee Wallace as Silver Shamrock voiceover

Notes

1. A brief advertisement for the original Halloween appears on TV at one point.

2. Livide (2011), The Guest, and some of the twenty-first century Halloween sequels.

Reviews of other films entitled Season of the Witch may be found under that title.

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