Headquartered in Northern California the deadly clans of Feng Shui ninjas are often employed to sneak into the homes of one's enemies and then subtly, but radically rearrange their furniture to be in direct conflict with the principles of Feng Shui that lead to healthy living. Instead a person targeted by these insidious assassins will have their life slowly unravel as they lose everything that ever mattered to them and are eventually found lying dead in a ditch all because their sofabed was on the North wall instead of the South.

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