Worry not. We have the
horizontal--and the
vertical!--well under
control. We have your mindset readied, with
predictable props and outlandish
gimcracks in hand. The fine things upon which you dine, the improbable
chances you take (feeling
bold, yes?), your fine-fangled newness and
optimism...we have scheduled that all before you even thought of it. Poor person, thinking your
mind was your own. Why do you suppose we sent you to school?
You are a product of our times--all your hours bought up by advertising conglomerates before you were born. You are a product of our ceaseless politicism. Fret not! Your cause will have its day, just as soon as we're finished with this thing here.
To you all: we know what you want, and we are desperately trying to serve it to you. Why do you resist still? Can't you take a yoke?
Love,
That which means much to you