A dream that has mundane, but nonetheless amusing social commentary written all over it.

There was some news show on about yet another new blonde Russian tennis player who was an up-and-comer, a rising star on the tennis scene. They attempted to pronounce the name, one that was vaguely Russian sounding, but the fact was that they could've care less -- this was the next new blonde Russian tennis star! Who cares about her name, eh?

But wait, there's more.

It seems that, as if she needed any more publicity, she was becoming ever more infamous because she played tournaments... topless.

Cut to video footage of this new star in action, on the court. In all her glory. Her breasts are not large, but they are astoundingly perfect.

Cameraman zooms in on her right breast. Freeze frame. In stamped text, on the areola and around the nipple, are a few words that reveal the name of a manufacturer... manufacturer of implants, presumably. "Belmer Plastics, Ltd.", or something similar.

That's some sorta crazy next-gen corporate sponsorship, hmm? Needless to say, I woke up from that dream, nearly cracking up.

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