A dream that has mundane
, but nonetheless amusing social commentary
written all over it.
There was some news show on about yet another new blonde Russian tennis player
who was an up-and-comer
, a rising star
on the tennis
scene. They attempted to pronounce the name, one that was vaguely Russian
sounding, but the fact was that they could've care less -- this was the next new blonde
Russian tennis star! Who cares
about her name, eh?
But wait, there's more.
It seems that, as if she needed any more publicity
, she was becoming ever more infamous
because she played tournaments... topless
Cut to video footage
of this new star in action, on the court. In all her glory. Her breasts are not large, but they are astoundingly perfect.
Cameraman zooms in on her right breast. Freeze frame
. In stamped text, on the areola
and around the nipple
, are a few words that reveal the name of a manufacturer
... manufacturer of implants
, presumably. "Belmer Plastic
s, Ltd.", or something similar.
That's some sorta crazy next-gen corporate sponsorship
, hmm? Needless to say, I woke up from that dream, nearly cracking up.