Right. I do believe I have just received my first dada fortune cookie.

First off, it came as twins. There were two cookies in one plastic package . I found this queer, but opened it nonetheless. The first one was normal, average fortune cookie message; I believe it said something about how I'll be meeting new friends. But the second one was quite different.

The message read: "Because of your melodic nature, the moon never misses an appointment."

I now cherish it always. It's my favorite fortune cookie message ever, and I can't tell if it's an omen or not. At any rate, I'm extremely happy, if for the pure absurdism of the whole thing if for nothing else.

I want another...

Originally noded as Funky Messages in Fortune Cookies, until it was deleted by someone at +17. I considered it good enough to re-node.

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