So like I mentioned somewhere before, all my coworkers decided to take today as a
sick day to get a four day
weekend because of
Independence Day, and I'm here in the
office completely alone. I considered calling my
girlfriend and having
sex on everyone's
desk, but I decided there might be some
security cameras they decided not to tell the lowly
intern about.
So, as a harmless
practical joke, I'm in the process of moving all the
desks and empty
computer boxes into a
super dimensional fortress which I have helpfully named
Fort RimRod. I donno how well they're gonna take this, but I'll definitely have a good
half an hour to prepare while they try to get past my fort's
defenses with the
flamethrowers.