The phenomenon induced after drinking approx 5 pints of lager, resulting in an urge to consume vast quantities of unhealthy food products.

Usually begins with the purchase of small bar snacks such as crisps, peanuts and pork scratchings; although further alcoholic beverage consumption inevitably results in a search for the nearest takeaway, with the aim of buying more substantial "meals" such as chips, burgers and kebabs.

In more severe cases the indiviual may take it upon themselves to cook their own food on returing home from the pub, often resulting in burnt toast, grill pan fires, and an inexorable mess the next morning.

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