BYOB is a complex theory that on occasion works correctly. When you go to a BYOB party, you're supposed to "Bring Your Own Beer". But 95% of the time someone else wants your beer, and since you're piss drunk, they steal it or you just can't stop them. BYOB should be revamped to say BYOBASEBBTATFCTBTO which stands for "Bring Your Own Beer and Somebody Else's Beer Because they Are Too F*cking Cheap to Buy Their Own". Every BYOB party is really a BYOBASEBBTATFCTBTO party at heart.

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