Multiply not our numbers, O Lord
for even now they reach into infinity
Do not make walls of logs about us;
neither force us to dine at the table of squares.
and divide it among us;
then we may finish it off and be rid of it.
Repeal the Law of Sines
, O Lord;
enforce not the judgment of the Law of Cosine
Let us not follow the ways of the 90 degree angle
for it only boasts of its own righteousness.
Grant that we may seek only our own identities,
abandoning those of trigonometry
Lastly, heed not our many transgressions, O Lord,
rather, bestow upon us your merciful partial credit.