Psalm 22/7....
Multiply not our numbers, O
Lord,
for even now they reach into
infinity.
Do not make walls of logs about us;
neither force us to dine at the table of squares.
Cut
Pi and divide it among us;
then we may finish it off and be rid of it.
Repeal the Law of
Sines, O Lord;
enforce not the judgment of the Law of
Cosines.
Let us not follow the ways of the 90
degree angle,
for it only boasts of its own righteousness.
Grant that we may seek only our own identities,
abandoning those of
trigonometry.
Lastly, heed not our many transgressions, O Lord,
rather, bestow upon us your merciful partial credit.
- Anonymous