There are many issues to take into consideration when thinking of purchasing, or moving into a glasshouse. Most people think of simply purchasing and moving in, but there are subtle, unforeseen consequences that need to be well thought out before hand.

The following is a list of potential issues, other than the obvious stone-throwing, that one should think through:

People who live in glass houses should not:

  • ...play indoor cricket
  • ...dress anywhere other than the basement
  • ...attempt to grow anything of an illegal nature as they can easily be spotted by passing patrols
  • ...nail picture hooks into the walls
  • ...shower unless fully clothed
  • ...practice high-pitched opera
  • ...wallpaper
  • ...perform lewd or sexual acts with the lights on
  • ...sandpaper and paint the outside walls
  • ...forget to give the house a good squeegee before guests arrive
  • ...manufacture icecream
  • ...get on the bad side of their local glazier
  • ...flood the house and breed goldfish