There was cake, and there were hats. Happy birthday, E2.
Most recently by me:
Cupcakes are a lonely thing • Protocol when Feeding a Horse in a Paddock • The two-hour hug • I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream • Genuphobia
About me:
- I am ISTJ: Introvert, Sensing, Thinking, Judging.
- I gained the Mid-Century Award because of the informative node about cleaning a horse's sheath. This is proof that the voting populace loves horse cock.
- I spend most of my time sitting on the floor.
- I once lost feeling in my back for >6 months. I probably also fractured a rib and have been concussed. Horses are not toys. Wear a helmet. Give the pony to me.
- I'm too young to vote, to drink, to smoke, but I'm free of all that high school shizz.
- I am a people whore.
- I don't really have anything to complain about.
I love:
Toe socks
Winter
Hot chocolate
Horses
Egon Schiele
Zombies
Felt tipped pens
Water
Cheesecake
Tulips
Rose
Fire
Chemistry
Australia
(Boom de yada)
I hate:
Open doors
Knees
Assignments
Spiders
School time
Oil pastels
Crooked picture frames
The beach
AFL
Hot weather
Roses
Being tired
Many other noders seem to have seen fit to add a list of quotes to their homenodes, so here's mine.
<GhettoAardvark> psst jj i got a tentative date with another girl
<BlackPawn> GA: You got a date with tentative and another girl!? Score!
"All monks are flammable if you use enough gasoline." Some dude
"I want a disabled sticker so I can park anywhere."
"I think tentative needs a disabled sticker. For her brain." (Conversation between my brothers.)
Edward Smith: So, what, painting is an excuse to listen to really good music?
Andy Warhol: Oh, yeah.
"I want you to be happy. So be happy." Yezidi
Only here could I engage in an epic battle
to defend the honor of my filing cabinet
using chopsticks and lemons.
Sangsoo put up a brilliant fight,
and Simulacron3 provided some interest near the end,
but I won.
Horse nodes:
- Half Halt Fact
- Everyone falls the first time Idea
- Equestrian Stereotypes Idea
- Motorbikes and horses don't mix Personal experience
- Why I love horses Idea
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything. Rose
- The Principles of Training a Horse Fact
- What is it with chicks and horses? Much loved idea
- To my Centaur, my Unicorn, my Teachers, my Friends My past
- I regret you. I won't regret this. Not all horses are good
- Horses give you confidence Truth
- Andalusian Fact
- Arabian Fact
- Cleaning a horse's sheath Proof E2 likes horse cock
- Herd Dynamics and Fighting Horses Fact drawn from personal experience
- Trot How-to
- Canter How-to
- Buck How to ride one
- Selling a horse to me
- Protocol when Feeding a Horse in a Paddock 'cause it ain't that easy
The sporting heirarchy. Because I get sick of telling you what is good and not good. Top is terrible. Bottom is awesome.
Spelling bees
Poker
Athletics
Golf
Baseball
Rocking climbing
Bodybuilders doing anything
Cricket
Netball
Cycling
AFL Football
Bowls
Tae kwan do
Running
Boxing
Basketball
Rowing
Sprinting
USA Football
Rugby
Skiing
Soccer
Kayaking
Sumo
Ice Hockey
Synchronized swimming
Lacrosse
Diving
Horse riding