Shane Warne is a top Aussie. He is also a massive
pisstank yobbo with a
beer gut who
dyes his hair
blonde and drives a red convertible. Warney has done some bad things. He once got paid 100 grand by
Nicobate to give up
durries for a year but he lit up heaps when he was pissed. Then he took money from some
Indian bookmakers for pre-match information. He once smashed a
camera cause a kiddy took a photo of his beer gut. Then he got toey on the phone and dirty-talked an English girly who wasn't his wife. However, all Australians agree that Warney can be excused for doing these things cause he
spin bowls like a
genius and makes
England look completely
shithouse. Warney could drink all our beer and then
spew on our carpet and we wouldn't care as long as he keeps taking
wickets. Warney is a top Aussie.
The contents of this writeup written by Grant(Nosedog) and can be found in its original form at http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/ Permission gained from Grant on 20 November, 2000 to reproduce the text on everything2. Many thanks