Infinite monkeys theorem (idea)

See also Jorge Luis Borges's short story The Library of Babel. It is about a library which not only comprises the entire Universe, but which also contains every possible book, including all the books of pure nonsense, etc.

Something that's been in my fortune list for a few years:

• Hamlet: 1000 monkeys, eternity.
• Windows: 10 monkeys, about a week.
• Windows NT: 10 monkeys, a copy of VMS, and two weeks
• .NET: All right, who taught the monkeys XML?
• AIX: 20 monkeys and a truckload of crack.
• Mac OS: Monkeys aren't that stupid.
• Mac OS X: Koko was a gorilla, not a monkey.
• VMS: Monkeys aren't that evil.
• BSD: 100 monkeys, a bunch of duct tape, and some WD-40
• System V: MONKEY is the registered trademark of AT&T Bell Laboratories.
• Linux: Who needs monkeys when you have drunken Finns?
• BeOS: 100 monkeys and some glitter.
• Orange book level A1: I can neither confirm nor deny that monkeys exist.

I'm not really this much of an OS bigot. This list was compiled based on of the common stereotypes. Yet I suspect that a lot of people are voting this up because they like having their prejudices reaffirmed.