You have much to learn, Grasshopper (thing)

Kneel before Zod!	Even from the East German judge!	Kung Fu	grasshopper
Thank you for not sharing	Shaolin	David Carradine	Half-caste
Cooperating teacher	Nude Descending a Staircase	The Wooden-Legged Grasshopper	Cook the turkey first
Escaping a stuck elevator	How it's Going to Be	Song of Ceber 20: Grasshopper	A quatrain for his nature club students
Solstice Solace	Clancy Aviation	Ethics and Morals	When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
student teacher	Traduttore Traditore	Flutes of Chi	Finger pointing at the Moon