Peeling the Orange Rhyme:
Douglas R. Hofstadter can trump you all on the
"rhymes with orange" topic:
From Tom Lehrer (via "Le Ton Beau de Marot", an
excellent book by Douglas R. Hofstadter, one-time author
of the Mathematical Recreations column of Scientific American)
Eating an orange
while making love
Makes for bizarre enj-
oyment thereof
From DRH himself:
"Make love with an orange,"
our teacher Tom toots,
"And you'll harvest bizarre, ing-
enious fruits!"
Or, an entire poem with Rhymes of Orange
on every line from the same DRH:
A poem without "or-
ange" as a rhyme is not nice --
it's a bustling bazaar
in Jodhpur, with no spice.
It's a Friday night bar
in Georgetown, without ice,
It is Deborah Kerr
'n John Wayne -- Yul look twice!
Tiger Woods chipping far
and just missing -- no dice!
Yankees blurting "Au revoir"
in Japan, East/West splice!
Or a Volkswagen car
engine smoking -- ach, Scheiß!
A poem without "or-
ange" as a rhyme is not nice.