Wild Rover (thing)

I went to a whorehouse I used to frequent,
And I told the Madam that my penis was bent,
She said 'such a pity, you're right out of luck',
'If you ain't got a straight one you can't get a fuck'

And it's no, nay, never,
right up your cunt!
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild rover,
No never, no more.

I went to a shithouse I used to frequent,
And I told the attendant my money was spent,
'A crap you may not take, if you cannot pay',
So I shat on the floor and said 'sweep that away!'

And it's no, nay, never,
right up your cunt!
No nay never no more,
Will I play the wild rover,
No never, no more.

I've been the vile pervert, for many a year,
And I spent all my money on black leather gear,
But now I've returned, with porn in great store,
And I never will play the vile pervert no more.

And it's no, nay, never,
right up your cunt!
No nay never no more,
Will I play the vile pervert,
No never, no more.

With apologies for everything.