- Print out pamphlets on the dangers of
technology and how a
secret governmental society is plotting a take over of America.
- Gather said pamphlets and like minded friends and preach to the unenlightened masses. Large bulletins and/or radio attention helps.
- Strategically place pamphlets in plants and on mannequins. Wearing grimy clothes and posing as mannequins yourself also helps. Be sure to get attention of security guards.
- Finally, when all pamphlets are handed out, or enough people have been angered, join in a cacophanous scream and run from the mall without taking more than one breath.
If done correctly this can be most effective.