Just for shits and grins I sent a good friend of mine a can of Progresso Cream Of Mushroom Soup through the mail today. No note, no explanation, no nothing. Just a small box with the can of soup in it.
I used a fake name for the return address.
I wonder if he’ll eat it or even mention it.
I can just picture the conversation going something like this.
Friend: “Guess what I got in the mail today?”
Friend: “A can of fuckin’ soup!”
Borgo:”No shit! From who?”
Friend:”That's the strange thing, never heard of the person. Who the fuck sends a can of soup through the mail to a stranger?”
Borgo: “I dunno, what kind of soup was it?"
Friend: “Cream of fuckin’ mushroom”
Borgo:”Maybe somebody’s trying to tell you something.”
Friend: “Yeah, and what the fuck would that be?”
Borgo: “How the hell would I know, you’re the one who got the soup.”
Friend: “Fuck off”
Next week I’ll probably send him an ostrich feather or something just as ridiculous just to keep him on his toes.
Can you tell I'm bored out of my mind?
PS – I’m on EMAR