25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them (idea)

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It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people	Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.	Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling	A Portrait of a Serial Killer as a Young Man
Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"	Tricks girls use to look like they swallow	Manwich	The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
Making someone feel loved	The pickup-lines that actually work	disposable muse	Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
Seven words you can never say on television	Do you love me or are you in love?	Tom Christiansen	Intellectual crush
I love you	Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts	ICQ	Sleep is bad for you
Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt	What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands	Sleep together	I just want to be friends