I don't think Dave Barry
has ever used "I am not making this up" when he really was
making something up. He even address
ed this in a column
. "No, I really am really not making it up," he said, when somebody asked him whether or not he really made stuff up and then claimed it as truth.
It's a shame real journalists can't be held to the same standards. (Okay, that's not strictly fair, but omission and inaccuracy, whether by ignorance or malice, can hopelessly skew any issue.)
Anyway, I believe him.