Sometime in the mid sixties, Disney’s Wonderful World of Color—the first generation morph of the original Mickey Mouse Club—did what the Disney studios do best. They appropriated a popular mythos and transformed it into a bloodless parody lacking any texture or complexity. In this case, they took the legend of Kilroy—the soldier who was everywhere and nowhere in World War II—and converted it into a mini-series. Kilroy in their version was THE soldier who actually wrote the famous epithet, “Kilroy was here!” He returns home to—Brooklyn?—and uses the more enlightened skills which he learned in the army to transform a group of aimless boys.